Texas Pride Supporter Gifts

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Rainbow Quartet

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Bring flag factories back to America.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Kane and Abe L.

Minnesota Weather.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Gay adoption.

LGBT+ Families

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

'It's the first time I've had sex with a girl. . . I mean a girl as hot as myself.'

Embrace Pride

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

'Dad, are they saying our family is gay?'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

LBGTQ+ Ice fishing.

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Happy Birthday

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."