Texan Pride Advocate Gifts

"We do everything big in Texas."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Congratulations!

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Steeroids

Minnesota Weather.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Greece

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Texas style? Again?"

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

The Gayhorns

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

Out of the closet.

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

Happy Birthday