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"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Harsh Mellows.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Underweird bras."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Odd Mortarboards.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.