Tetris Lover Pillows

Fire Escapes

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

House of books.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Scientist seen on loch.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Hairstyles

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

The Beginning of Nostalgia

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.