Tetris Lover Pillows

Fire Escapes

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

House of books.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Scientist seen on loch.

Hairstyles

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.