Test Result Theorist Prints

You can relax now.

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Max Weber

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"