Test Preparation Pillows

Examinations.

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.

I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

Nervous Oral Testing

Exam

Contest to enter the University

Burning the midnight oil.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I really crammed last night.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Good Luck with your finals.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Bigger Brain

Nervous Student

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Snacks for Learners

"Shouldn't you be studying?

Pizza Study Party