Test Panic Expert Mugs

"Ted doesn't test well."

Fight or Flight

Nervous Oral Testing

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

The stock market sky is falling.

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Message in a bottle.

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'Ink-Blot Test'.

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

Thank you for not smacking

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."