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"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'I really crammed last night.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

I had my eyes dilated.

Undergraduate and don

Gymnast tangled up.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

Medical Treatment.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

I brought two #1 pencils.

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

PSATs. Standardized tests are sooo lame! Yeah. Who thinks in multiple choice? At least they're over! We can finally answer more important questions. West Fester High School. What are you doing tonight? A. Rachel's party. B. The movies. C. None of the above.

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

Psychometric testing: "Of course the tests are nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them MUST be highly motivated."

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

"We're having a test on the first Thanksgiving tomorrow, Sir, and I'd be thankful for the answers."

"It's been a stressful school year."