Test Anxiety Warrior T-Shirts

"If you hadn't given me such a bad grade on the last test, I wouldn't be so stressed out about this one!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Fight or Flight

Exam

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Evil Exams!

That party went well.

Nervous Oral Testing

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Flu vaccine.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."