Exam Anxiety Warrior T-Shirts

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

Evil Exams!

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Flu vaccine.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"We thought this was more realistic."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'