Tesla Aficionado Mugs

Elon Musk caricature

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Cheesie Rider

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.