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Atomic Bear: Part 23

Elon Musk caricature

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cheesie Rider

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.