Taxi Aficionado Mugs

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Follow that cab!'

Family traits.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Quick, follow that star

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Scrambler.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Crybaby

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Trainspotters.

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

Hot Lasagna Transport

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Juvenile who has been told he must do something to get his own living, driving a cab

Extra Heathrow runway

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Merge left...merge right...converge center....