Terroir Tourist Prints

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Nature versus commerce.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"They migrate here each summer."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"