Terroir Tourist Mugs

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Nature versus commerce.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"They migrate here each summer."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'