"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
Terrible Twos Survivor T-Shirts
Wear your toddler pride! Our t-shirts for the terrible twos survivor are fun, bold, and perfect for parents who want to showcase their resilience and humor in style.
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
What price beauty?
'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'
'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'
"She does this when she's tired."
'He's doing it again.'
'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'
"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"The originator of the office birthday party."
'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'
Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet
"Recently separated."
'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'
Why are you here?
Let's talk about the weather.
Livin' the dream
Our Summer Fantasy
Dadonomics
"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
'It just hasn't been my day.'
"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"
I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!
Robot Bores
'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'
'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'
'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'
Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.
"I, too, get the twisties."
"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"
'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'
'This day goes from bad to worse.'
"I want you to leave and take your headlong slide into oblivion with you."
Terrible Twos Survivor T-Shirts Collection
Terrible Twos Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the terrible twos survivor—perfect for adding a humorous touch to your morning routine.
Terrible Twos Survivor Pillows
Bring humor and comfort into your home with pillows celebrating the chaotic yet lovable terrible twos—perfect for any family space.
Terrible Twos Survivor Prints
Find the perfect print that captures the hilarious chaos of toddlerhood—ideal for decorating nurseries or playrooms with a sense of humor.