Terms And Conditions Tap-dancer T-Shirts

"Our privacy terms have changed. Do you care?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Treble

Sidewalk Ballet

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

The Third Day of Christmas

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

'Okay, Mr. Fred Astaire, take it again from the stairs, and this time leave the flies in the chorus alone!'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Ginger was born to dance.

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

Victorian Children's Party

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Box Step

Hank's Tap Dancing School

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

Bank Checking and Savings. With direct deposit of your paycheck and auto payment of your bills, we completely do away with the illusion that you actually ever see any of your money.

Do something funny for money.

"Right click twice, now left click."