Terminology Buff Prints

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Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

Holy Mackerel

No New Grammer Schools

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

"Spring Chicken"

Dikshonarys

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

Traffic Jam

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

Cheese grammar.

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."