Terminator Fan Mugs

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Maths is fun!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

En garde!

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

First past the post.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

En-guard dog.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

cayetana de alba

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

I'm your biggest fan.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Fox Operated Fan

Maraschino, Inc.