Terminal Traveler Prints

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Vaccination Passport

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Technological Dependence.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Vacation Bus Photo

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground