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'Whichever on of you is his life coach...he says you're fired.'

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

Passport to eternity

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Euthanasia Clinic

Tom's last day.

"Tell me about your programmer."

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'