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"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

The Royal Wii

"Once more, with fury."