Tennis Star In The Making Mugs

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Novak Djokovic

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

Tennis ball girl.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Once more, with fury."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Multisports

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."