Tennis Pro Pillows

"Just once, I'd like to play doubles."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Not that slowly back...'

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

The Royal Wii