Tennis Novice Mugs

I don't know much about Tennis...

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

"What's my collar size?"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Bad Violinist.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

'Your first lesson is free.'

'There's nothing wrong with your cognitive abilities. All investors have short memories.'

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.