Ten More Minutes Club Prints

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Clock watcher

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'...And in local weather, Ken's cologne has clashed with Trish's hair spray, causing a thunder shower over the news desk.'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Late again.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Nerd night at the club.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'305 days until Christmas.'

"You. You. And you."

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."