Template Tweaker Mugs

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'I think he is a composer.'

'Moon, June...'

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car