Template Tactician Pillows

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Snooker.

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."