Temperature Tracker Mugs

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

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Stunned Agin!

'Unseasonably warm again Sharon.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

The interested bystanders.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Hipster Police Department

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."