Temperamental Titans Prints

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

"He likes it."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Sore Loser

Opposing viewpoint.

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

History Of Fire

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

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'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

Sometimes when I

Drunk man thrown out of bar

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"