Temp Agency Worker Mugs

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Sorry, Benson, but I automatically fire anyone who complains that I'm too autocratic.'

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'

'Your hair looks fine.' Debbie's lack of concentration, meant that her work was beginning to suffer.

'I'm sure this is a lot less stressful than management.'

The temp agency decides not to send any more Samarai warriors to the programming department.

'Sorry, but I can't make ANY 'TEMPS' permanent..'

'I've got to change temp agencies.'

Underling supply agency

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

When staffing agencies screw up.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'