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'I blame TV, computer games and the internet: None of my kids are bookworms...'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Janet Leigh

Love chair

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Happy Halloween!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

Watching TV around the world

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Two men converse secretively

Dieting is for losers.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

The cinema of the Absurd.

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.