Television Renaissance Soul Prints

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

They hated me.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Cat Tie

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I heard they mate for life."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'In Love'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Cake

I love you.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Love at First Sight.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Significant Otter

"We haven't danced in ages."

The unknown war poet.

Romance