Television Renaissance Soul Mugs

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

They hated me.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Cat Tie

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I heard they mate for life."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'In Love'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Cake

I love you.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Significant Otter

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Love at First Sight.

The unknown war poet.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Romance

"You've been served."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"We used to entertain a great deal."