Television Appreciator Pillows

Theatre advertising itself as just like HDTV 3D.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."