Telepresence Explorer Prints

"So how long are you doing this reality show? And where are they filming?"

"So you're mad at me...and you're happy to see me. This is one funky relationship."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Your Future Home.

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'She just won't speak to me!'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."