
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
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"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
Thank you for holding...
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'
A senior moment.
"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"
"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."
"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."
Conference Rooms - Cell phones being handed in.
Call centre musicians
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'
"Can I help you?"
'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'
BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'
"Yes, we eliminated the dress code, but I see you didn't fully understand."
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
'I'm afraid Mr. Tibbles can't be disturbed right now.'
"I called this meeting to discuss the appropriate work attire."
'The customer is King'
'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'
"If it's important they'll call back."
'That's a good question, Ossie ... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?'
'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
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