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Telephone Conversations Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves long phone conversations? Our collection features fun, witty items that celebrate the art of chatting. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect gift that will bring a smile to their face and make every call a little more special.
'Is it just me, or do you screen all your calls?'
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'
'I've measured it -- she spends twice as much time on the phone as Rush Limbaugh does.'
"Well, I'm 6 foot 2 in my bare feet."
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
Time management office worker
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'
'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'
"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'
Hot Line
'Are you in here tonight?'
Call centre musicians
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."
"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."
"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."
"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"
Telephone Conversations Gifts Collection
Telephone Conversations Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the art of phone conversations – perfect for coffee lovers and chat enthusiasts alike.
Telephone Conversations Pillows
Bring humor and comfort to their space with pillows inspired by the joy of chatting on the phone.
Telephone Conversations Prints
Find playful prints that celebrate the lively spirit of phone conversations and add a spark to any room.
Telephone Conversations T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that capture the fun of talking on the phone. Great for casual days and casual conversations.