Telemarketing Humor Lover Mugs

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'Can you do anything else?'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"I'll have my people call your people."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

Ahab's Last Call.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?'

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

Do I have a time to take a quick survey?

I told you before, never call me on this number!

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'

"Hello, is that the Samaritans?"

"You're going to put me on hold? OK, I'm not going anywhere."

"I'm sorry, you're very faint. Could you pant a bit louder please?"

"Do you mean to say that we have both been on hold for half an hour?"