Telecommunications Geek Mugs

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Twitter censorship

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Take me to your computer.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.