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"It's from my Telemedicine Man!"

52 Days without Answering a Call

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Campaign for Plain English

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

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Evolution.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

She - Interpreter - He.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

City Marathon.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Ruddy bloggers!

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Siri, find oxygen."