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'I hear they're going to cable.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Data From a Truck

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

HUAWEI 5G

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's engaged.'

Networking

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

The first transatlantic communication.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Telephone Box

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

Bell invents the telephone.

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

South America and Europe by phone.