Telecom Explorer Pillows

"I was trying to send a text message, but it looks like instead, I just signed a contract with a new service provider."

Robotic Man

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Your Future Home.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Early Programmers.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Information Tightrope.

"This is a duet yourself project."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Famous Oxymorons...

Entomology Reference

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker