Telecoaching Fan T-Shirts

"I like the telecoaching. Only trouble is it gives me a stiff neck!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

YOLO vs YODO

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'Our coach telecommutes.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Resume Consultant. I can polish up your resume, but I won't be able to pound all the dents. (Published originally on Janurary 8, 2009.)

"I feel we've had a good session today."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Yes, wisdom does come with age, but it's not because we've had time to Google everything.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"There's something missing on your resume'..."

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

YOL9.

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

I'm stepping out to look for a better job.

"I was named Prisoner of the Year for ten years running."

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

"Tell me about it!"

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

"You know you can't see her."

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

'tell the new athletic trainer I want to see him immediately after practice.'

Zoom chat

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'Was your divorce amicable?' 'It was more amicable than the marriage.'

'I suppose i did take up judo for more human contact.'

'He's tweeting!'