Teetotal Titan Prints

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

'New Barbeque.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

The Janopause

"You talkin' to me?"

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Drink kills.

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

A Guilty Conscience.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- the FDA issued a warning against everything we've got in the kitchen.'

"It's great, this week we've eaten Greek, French, Italian, American, Moroccan, Indian ..."

'I'm a teetotaler.'

"I think we need to spend some time apart."