Teeth Whitening Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Red wine teeth

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

Sun Umbrella