Teeth Talkers Pillows

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Like Minded

The Hockey Puckey

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"Careful...she bites."

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

"IRL sucks."

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'