Teenage Transition Mugs

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

'Teenagers!'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Three more years of high school."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"