Teenage Rebel With A Baroque Taste T-Shirts

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Baroque Peacock

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Scotch and water musick."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Diego Velasquez

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'More hair than brains.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Lute

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Baroque Bach Mountain

A baroque elk.

Viola d'amore

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Claudio Monteverdi

Mozart

Baroque skier