Teenage Dreams Mugs

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

The Brothers Grime

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Fishbowl rebellion.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

Girl trying to be a woman