Teen Dreamer Mugs

"C'mon, Dad. A cool car isn't for running errands...it's for driving around to impress girls!"

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"The way I see it, high school prepares you for early adulthood, which is kind of a warm-up for your mid-life crisis, and THAT'S when you finally learn what you really should do with your life!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Late night teddy reading

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates